Update: Global Zombie Uprising

Global Zombie Uprising


                Well, the worst of the crisis appears to be over for now. It's back to life as usual. Oh, if you do not count the pile of undead, er, can you call them corpses, if they were undead to begin with?
                Of course, dealing with zombie remains is problematic. Feral cats and some dogs tend to explore a pile before the piled unliving undead (Yes, I know... :gonk:) can be burnt to cheery little cinders, and we have these mini-outbreaks. For the most part, though, the crisis does appear to have been averted.
                Pity about the Hamptons. At least the Big Duck is still there.
                That concludes my report from the local front.

What's Up With These Zombie, Anyway?

The last I heard, they were talking about arming monkeys with blow torches and sending them uot to wreak a bit of havoc with them. I'm not so sure that's a good diea, since they'd likely get infected and turn on us.